Macaulay Culkin left semen in Jacko’s Blanket
So now the big Michael Jackson news is that Culkin, who apparently is also godfather to the King of Pop’s other two kids, may have also made a milk drop for Jacko…you know what? I’m not gonna re-encapsulate the whole deal; here’s the link.
Honestly, I’m totally sick of Michael Jackson at this point. To be completely truthful, I’ve been sick of him for years, but now I’m DONE done. I mean, does it matter who fathered those kids? They’re still fucked either way.
On the plus side, if this means that Mila Kunis is gonna be available, hey…hit me up.
Bonus: Mila with Culkin and Seth Green getting high (maybe); yet another reason I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…